Crab People

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Crab people were bannished by mankind to live below the Earth's Crust. This event happened a thousand years ago, during the Kindling Wars. Crab People are too weak and too small to fight man on directly, so instead they seek ways to dominate the world. Numerous times they have created TV shows in order to try to change man's nature. Both "The Jeffersons" and "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" are examples of this.


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Crab People also caused Hurricane Katrina. Although it was totally their fault, when the blame game started, hardly anyone accused them of doing it. More blame was put on President Bush and global warming than on the Crab People.


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Although, global warming is the fault of the Crab People.


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Also, it has been said that when someone makes a ridiculous claim, or says a stupid idea, it is time to sing the Crab People theme song.


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TASTE LIKE CRAB...
TALKS LIKE PEOPLE...
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