Lex Luthor

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Lex Luthor is an evil, evil man. He is the arch-nemesis of Superman, and he is most likely the cause of every crime ever committed since his birth. He digs chunky chicks like Amanda Waller, Lois Lane, and... uh... the contessa bitch I guess.

Apart from various crimes (murder, embezzlement, becoming president of the United States), he also stole forty cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

In an alternate universe, Lex got it on with Lois and had a son, Alexander, who is also evil, and was the main villian of Infinite Crisis. He's dead now.

Lex Luthor is also a poster on the Superdickery Forums. It was never confirmed whether or not this poster was a sockpuppet, and he has an unusual tendency to CAPITALIZE the names of characters, titles, and other things.