Booster Gold

From Superdickery

Booster Gold is a superhero known for many things, such as being a crook, having his own episode of Justice League Unlimited, being a damn good football player, getting his head slammed in a car door by Doomsday, being a JLI member, having really stupid armor in the 90's, being Supernova, having an exquisite rear end, time travel, being a superheroes major in college, and being one of the sexiest men in the entire DCU, to hear HotAndCold tell it.

Booster Gold's real name is Michael Jon Carter, not that he ever uses it. His twin sister is named Michelle Carter. It is currently unknown what on Earth their parents (or their creator, Dan Jurgens), were thinking.

Fact: There are two types of people in this world: those who are fans of Booster Gold, and those who are fans of Booster Gold and just don't know it yet.

He's also a sockpuppet, easily found in this thread (ask him anything!), although he has been known to show up in other places semi-frequently.

Can often be found defending himself from HotAndCold and Wonderfish, although Fish denies being anything other than an innocent bystander.

All threads made in the Comics Forum have a 33% chance of being derailed in a Boosterly direction, however briefly. Should HotAndCold post in them, this percentage rises to 45%. If Wonderfish or Doctor Sneeze also post, it rises to 60%. If all three of them post, it rises to 75%. If the Booster sockpuppet posts, it's pretty much a guarantee the thread's been derailed.

The New Ongoing

It is totally awesome and if you're not buying it, then you're probably a Communist.

• No. 1 came out on August 15th, 2007. There was time travel and it was great.
• No. 2 came out on September 12th, 2007. There was an alternate cover and a fight with Sinestro and it was great.
• No. 3 came out on October 10th, 2007. There was a bar fight with Jonah Hex and the reason for the disappearance of Booster's cape and it was great.
• No. 4 came out on November 14th, 2007. There was a team up with Barry Allen and Wally West as Flash and Kid Flash and Supernova III's identity was revealed and it was great.
• No. 5 came out on December 12th, 2007. There was the Joker in The Killing Joke and it was great and scary. Unless you expected Batgirl to do something.
• No. 6 comes out on January 9th, 2008. There will be an attempted rescue of Ted Kord and it will be great and/or depressing.
• No. 0 comes out on February 13th, 2008. There will be a Zero Hour tie-in and the Hal Jordan Parallax and it will be great.