Virgil

From Superdickery

Virgil is the 113th user of Superdickery.com, known for being creepy, for posting horrifying images at Mental Corrosion and Cerebral Erosion, and for running the S.U.T.M. game. His codename in S.U.T.M. is Vergiften Sie Eichhörnchen, which he can not spell or pronounce. It was supposed to mean "Poison Squirrel" but came out as "Poison the Squirrel." He is the leader of The Organization, an organization whose true name is unknown. He writes everything in Prisoner's Dillema, including the dialgoue, mission breifings, and brief insults against the players. He has created numerous Sims 2 characters that look almost exactly like SD users, and has made them available for download. Because many people at SD don't have the Sims 2, he made copies of the game and all expansions available for download.

Many people believe him to be Anarchy, which is a safe belief, as I so was him. Virgil

Little Known Facts

- His cell phone number is 832-721-3988

- He calls his penis 'The Bastard Sword'.

- He sucks at Smash Brothers

- He is a computer pirate

- His aunt worked with Rusty Yates, thought he was a "nice man, who is just misunderstood" and tried to invite him to the Thanksgiving dinner, which is held at Virgil's mum's house. Nearly the entire family was against this, with Virgil being the only one for it. When asked why, he said he'd tell them some other time. A year later, he revealed that he wanted to ask Rusty how his kids were doing. (Hey...Yeah, I saw you on the news. Something about your kids. How're they doing?)

- When he talks about the people he wants to have sex with, Google thinks he's talking about Jesus and three PS2s, as shown here

- Co-founded Tapdancing In Snow Productions.

- His favorite day of the year is April 4th, but when asked why, he is unable to locate the part of his brain that knows why.

- DiscipleJohn insists that nobody calls Scott by his nickname Virgil.

Virgil's Ex-Girlfriends

Virgil writes Legends of Virgil's Ex-Girlfriends, all of which are currently on MC, and he has put on this wiki. They detail the crazy lives of his ex-girlfriends, and other female friends.

Aliases and Other Identities

Side-Tracker Man
Blanket Ninja
Vergiften Sie Eichhörnchen
Dante
Vergilius
Anarchy