Matthew the Raven

From Superdickery

Matthew the Raven is mad, bad, and dangerous to know, in the sense that he is insane, completely undesirable, and will pester you until one of you die if you happen to cross his radar.

He has never, ever changed his avatar. This has earned him the wrath of DarkGob, along with his obnoxious minute by minute recaps of Heroes episodes. This tenacious attachment to his avatar recalls Schide, but his lack of mod powers, internet girlfriend, and wit will soon dispell this notion. He has also has inspired the Superdickery Amalgam fiasco and more signature lines than he can count.

He has prententions of being an author, a schizoid personality, Sephardic senses that tingle in the presence of fine carpets, fast typing skills that appeared after being bitten by the radioactive ghost of Cortez Peters, Jr. His only weaknesses are weaponry, poisons, domesticated animals, social interaction, and the outdoors.

Also notable for harboring a perverse sexual lust for Meg White, Macarena Gomez, the female cast of Shortpacked, and Priyanka Chopra, and a homosexual attraction to Kiera Knightley, which somehow lead to ROBram creating a special thread just for bizarre fetishes. Which complete ignores Matthew's fetish for fellow boardmember Bizarre.

He thinks that the Flash's home city is a stand in the nearby cities Kansas City, Missouri and Kansas City, Kansas.

He is completely wrong.