Superdickery Civil War
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The Superdickery Civil War began on the tenth day of the eleventh month of the year 2006 and raged on for a day. It rivaled The Clone Wars in sheer WTFittude, with people coming back, fighting, humiliating comic strips, even Care bears.
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Beginning
It all started when EspanolBot was banned from Clonetopia, causing Joyuna to reveal all kinds of "secrets" from Clonetopia. This lead to much bashing, mainly of The Pez. SJ Whatley and MechanicalBird tried to argue against this (MechanicalBird was a slight bit more successful) but to no avail as a lot of people were angry. Tempers flared, and the Civil War broke out in the "Faces of Superdickery" thread.
SJ Whatley heats things up
SJ Whatley preceeded, during the chaos, to make a thread featuring a derogatory comic strip drawn by Rad about Ykari and Ben, Ben freaked at him and owned him, but Schide closed it before it could get any worse. While this could been seen as hella unecessary, it's understandable that he was angry because noone treated him with respect.
CAREBEARS
During the chaos, Kris began posting almost entirely in carebears. This attempt to calm things down failed miserably.
The Calm before the second storm
There was a brief period of relaxation after all this and many logged off, but that was not to last. the faces thread began to heat up again with the re-mergence of both Virgil, and Jaap under a new identity, and a case on mistaken identity. bdsproductions was furious at SJ Whatley for the Jen comic strip, after a period of "Sam" dissing, Jaap returned, seemingly acting like Sam, BDS stupidly mistook him for Sam and the two went into a two hour long fest of calling each other "dickwad", "cockclog", "fucknose" and "penis sneeze" before Kris pointed out That it was Jaap, not Sam, much to Bdsproductions embarassment.
Ending
Arguements lessend over the next few hours, and eventually ended before it became the The End Of Superdickery, as some had predicted.
Fallout
The Civil war has left some lasting effects on the forum, especially for such a brief event, Jaap is now calling Bdsproductions "bdsmproductions", from the childish name calling period, and it is unknown if bds will be calling him "Dickhead" from now on, and several members now seem dissillussioned with the board. SJ Whatley is now disliked by almost everyone, and Jaap sunk to serious new lows and was eventually perma-banned. Kris revealed that RadMcAwesome "Sucks at coping ducks". Fuckland, Ohio turned into a half-meme.
