Drink
From Superdickery
Drink is a Canadian from Nova Scotia known for his inexplicable hatred of French Canadians and Kittens, formerly known as ineedadrink. Drink has a disturbing fixation with Cassandra Cain, much akin to Rad McAwesome's fixation on Thriftie. This obsession is the rather vague reason that Schide decided to have him suspended for a day. He also is known to rant about many Canadian things, including Trailer Park Boys, DeGrassi and Bert Raccoon.
It is heavily suspected that he is the Canadian superhero Maritime Man. When he is on the chat, he now tends to go by his real name, Will.
As his name implies, Drink enjoys all sorts of alcohol and quite often posts on the forum whilst drunk. In fact, there is a pretty good chance that he is drunk right now. He also once posted an anti-Rob Liefield tirade on the DC Forums, only to retract everything that he said when Rob replied to his post. He then proceeded to apologise to Liefield and kiss his ass.
While banned from Mental Corrosion by UnforgettableFire for insulting The Pez, Drink started a new account of "Man Incognito", poorly disguising himself. He was banned later that day.
Has control of three sockpuppets, all of which annoy prettymuch everyone, much to Drink's delight.
Drink is the regular writer for the Casstoons.
Things You Didn't Know About Drink
- I Need A Drink does not have toes.
- If you put a drop of liquor on I Need A Drink, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Drink can not.
- Batgirlolatry is the mindless worship of Batgirl.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Batgirl is two minutes!
- If you lick Cassandra Cain ten times, you will consume one calorie.
- More people are killed by Cassie Cain each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
