Wy@tt

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Superhero Profile

Super Hero Name: Sentinel
Real Name: Wyatt James Brafford
uSD: wy@tt
Age: 19...trying to stay that way
Birthdate: 7/12/1988
Education: Homestead High (graduated '06), now attending SJSU under a "criminal justice administration major" (basically the University screwed up...bad) but now i fixed it the right thing: Religious Studies (I'm curious)
Skills: Uhm...
Awards: I'm an Eagle Scout, I attained that in June of 2005 and my Eagle Scout Project rocked. Mock me all you want, but Scouts has taught me a great deal (like avoiding the cops and that you can use green pinecones as natural grenades and pretty much everything is flammable when you try hard enough)

Genesis

Before the Light

Once upon a time (2004 or 2005) there was a board that I frequented called KryptonSite that was about the Smallville TV show. Once there was a link to the SD website and I started going there and laughed at some (okay most) of the pictures and I went through all the pictures Mike had up at the time. At the time I had stopped really posting on KryptonSite after I had started the second Coca-Cola Army, eventually I was fed up with all their bullshit and all the people I liked leaving. Without a forum that I was posting in, I had a lot of free time (I eventually learned to multitask). A few months later, I actually browsed through the forums, I read through most of the image forums and I lurked till about June of '07.

Let there be

In 2007, around June, I decided to join up. I joined under the moniker WJB1 (I think, it mighta been colWyatt---whatever), I posted a few times and laughed, but I still wasn't into it. Then, right before the The Great Clusterfuck Of November 2007 I got really into posting it. I was pissed off when The Royal Pains overthrew us and chaos fell. I was even behind the whole Spam them w/ gay porn idea...but didn't act on it...

Book II

Meh...Forumcircle. Starke invited me to the new boards, and I am grateful still for that. Nothing really to say here...I got 300 posts in like a week then The Royal Pains fucked our anus' again...I went on vacation about that time. Then didn't care for a while. Then started posting again, but hated FC. So I started posting less. Then something magical happened.

The New Covenant

Lots of things changed with the coming of the new board. I started posting alot (altho he doesn't know it, PSY and I are locked into a race to 1000), and I have generally really enjoyed the community, and I have almost been in trouble many times for laughing in class. I also started to use the chattery thing, thanks (again) to Starke and Psy. I forsee a great future.

Other

I need a new job. And money.

Notes

All this information was complied based on my last autobiography, narrated by Morgan Freeman.