UnforgettableFire
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Current revision as of 04:09, 2 December 2007
A regular poster whose main gimmick was that he was a 30-something year old teacher from Nevada. He was always checking spelling, acting superior, mentioning tales of his students, and whatnot.
In early 2006, however, it was revealed that Matt (UnforgettableFire) was making all that shit up and he's just a dorky high schooler. Matt being a liar has become a running gag.
He wrote the Legends of Teacher Dickery, being based on true events witnessed as a student, not a teacher.
He hates Minnesota President because she laughs at him when he constantly whines about not having a girlfriend. Virgil does this too, but Matt takes no notice to it, probably because Virgil is a fellow man, or perhaps due to subliminal mind control. He brings attention to his lack of a girlfriend on an internet forum that primarily talks about comic books, and expects to be treated like he's NOT the nerdiest thing ever since the dawn of nerditude.
Was elected admin on Mental Corrosion during one of the Admin Elections. His first order of business was to ban Drink, which was all the funnier because Drink voted for him. Drink, who had a few in him at the time, went to SD and freaked out at anyone who would listen to him, which was incidentally not that many.
There has been talk of a relationship between Matt and Joyuna, but he refuses the idea of long-distance dating, despite the fact that his penis can stretch across wide distances (see I think Matt and Joy are fucking behind our backs, pre-Crisis on Mental Corrosion). However, this theory has been debunked by Joyuna's relationship with EspanolBot.
Matt used to be in e-wuv with Mechanical Bird, but has since moved on to real people.
In S.U.T.M., he is known as Spy of Deceit, a reference to his cloak-and-dagger days pre-Crisis.
Really likes U2 and John Mayer. Also thinks Keira Knightley is really hot.
Matt Is A Huge Liar
Matt is such a dirty liar. Honestly. You'd think he'd be able to tell the truth at least once. How did he type this with a straight face? Hahahahaha!
