Jimmy Olsen

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Jimmy Olsen is Superman's "pal". The two exist in an extremely abusive relationship. It is estimated that every five seconds, Olsen gains a superpower after losing one (after which you are supposed to have a shot of some sort of alcohol). He is a practicing transvestite, and looks pretty hot as a woman, actually. His catchphrase is Super-Duper.