Batman
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Batman is the alter-ego of multimillionaire Bruce Wayne. He is a costumed crimefighter, famous for finding his way out of even the most impossible situations, by using insane gadgets, ninja skills, Prep-time or god-like abilities. He is not God (the Batmanians would disagree) and has no real superpowers, but speculation sees him as the second coming of Jesus.
He is not gay, even though he does enjoy the company of young boys, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Batman is a huge hater of Santa Claus. Possibly because he never got a toy train or something.
At times, Batman has dabbled in dickery, usually at the expense of his sidekick Robin.
Batman is not gay
He's not. Seriously. Despite all those comic covers, Batman is totally and utterly NOT GAY. In fact, this needs to be said again so people will get it.
However, Midnighter of the Authority, a character based on Batman, IS gay (and openly gay at that). The need for Midnighter further proves that Batman is not gay.
