Zechs

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Current revision as of 01:33, 4 August 2008

Zechs is utterly insane due to the constant hearing of the sound of drums in his head and hearing the word "honor" a lot from Dinobot fans. Thus he is probably the most craziest member of the Cass Cult. Zechs' origins are unknown but he likes to think of his past as multiple choice.

Even though he is a huge fan of "The One Who is All" Zechs has an additional obbessive habit with the Cyborg Superman and has made numerous Appreciation threads honoring the villain in Newsarama, Superdickery , and the Green Lantern Corpsforums. In fact it is due to his success with Henshaw thread that Apprecation threads continue to run rampant on Newsarama. Zechs take's very much wicked delight in that fact.

Besides Batgirl and the Cyborg Superman, Zechs also is a big fan of Zechs Merquise (whose name he took), Magneto, Miss Martian, the Hobgoblin, Spoiler, Megatron (Beast/Wars Machines), Scorpius (Farscape), Kenshin Himura, Jack Bauer, Vash the Stampede, the Shredder, Darth Vader, Azula, Blue Beetle (Jaime Reyes), Kisuke Urahara, Kenpachi Zaraki, and the Master (Doctor Who).

He has tried to make appreciation threads for some of these characters as well and has met with various results with them. If not he frequents forums where their characters have appeared on.

The Eternal Battle with McKeever

Zechs also has a continued rivalry with current Teen Titans writer, Sean McKeever on Newsarama.

The feud started when Zechs claimed the current Teen Titans writer stole money from his wallet constantly. McKeever admited to this and has since claimed he is very much in love with Zechs' wallet and says it loves him. It then escalated when Zechs bought an Teen Titans #51 and buying the comic later cost him the oppurtunity to buy a Cyborg Superman figure. McKeever when finding out about it teased Zechs very much on this.

Zechs has since put a restraining order out on Sean McKeever. McKeever isn't allowed to in within one hundred yards of the wallet. This still hasn't stopped the wallet from giving money to McKeever. Zechs is still furious at this fact.

A somewhat truce between the two was made at Wizardworld Chicago '08. In it Zechs dropped the order and for once relented into buying Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane for his girlfriend and had McKeever sign it.

When the convention ended the feud renewed and since then Zechs has been working on creating an army of killer cyborg duckies with lasers to combat McKeever and his army of writer chimps.

Other Crimes Against Humanity

-Formerly known as Blight on the original Superdickery.

-Usually choses the form of Shredder, The Master, or Megatron as his avatar.

-Loves to say and end his sentences with, "Yesssssssssss..."

-Zechs went on a rampage on Newsarama when he learned Cassandra Cain was evil. It took Cass Cult member elias_A to finally quiet him.

-Created "24: The Drinking Game" that has since been banned due to probable death if attempted.

-It should be noted that Zechs has a annoying habit of saying, "p*wnage" instead of just "ownage". Why he does this even he cannot explain fully.

-He created a Spider-Marraige Appreciation Thread to make those who loved Peter Parker and Mary Jane together remember what One More Day took from them.

-Zechs has also written two Cass Toons. The only good to have come from either has been Cassandra Cain in a nurse's outfit (his first one). Though he is proud to have had the Master appear and pester Cass and Steph in Cass toons (his second).