SteamshipTime

From Speakeasy

[The following is the unvarnished truth. All prior and subsequent revisions should be ignored. Best, ST - he cannot, literally cannot, lie.]

SteamshipTime is universally acknowledged as the heart and soul of the forum. Even as he conceals his radiant personage behind a self-deprecating sense of humor and Steve Zissou avatar, all forum members agree that he is a man of great physical strength and striking good looks. If there is any downside to SteamshipTime's membership, it is his virtual monopoly of torrid, real-life relationships with female forum members captivated by his sleek, strong musculature and large genitals. Despite this ongoing humiliation of other male members, most of whom are far younger than him, SteamshipTime nonetheless works hard to foster a spirit of camraderie among the membership, and therefore remains one of the forum's most popular and highest rated members.