The Grocer
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AKA The Groper, now mostly found on VNN where he appears to be having a slow but very entertaining nervous breakdown.
As designated Speakeasy "Destroyer of Muds," The Grocer has grappled with Annunaki, Generator, and various others as he proceeds on his mission of verbally culling the chafe from the glorious White Race. He does this with grace, dignity, and a verbal acuity that leaves the lesser races tongue tied and baffled.
The Grocer was the first Speakeasy member to receive the Medal of Devotion to the Aryan Cause from noted mud Morpheus, after which he killed and ate the unfortunate man as a "show of power."
