UberSwank
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UberSwank resides in upstate New York, due to the fact that his pallid skin cannot tolerate sunlight and his phlegmatic metabolism is unable to handle temperatures above 75 degrees Farenheit. He loves cats and hates dogs and claims not to be a latent homosexual.
