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Mojo is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. A forty-something Californian from Sunnyvale in the 'Silcon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his latest contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo sometimes sings out loud in crowds the words 'dick in a box!' from the hilarious recent Andy Samberg SNL routine. | Mojo is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. A forty-something Californian from Sunnyvale in the 'Silcon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his latest contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo sometimes sings out loud in crowds the words 'dick in a box!' from the hilarious recent Andy Samberg SNL routine. | ||
| + | In 2001 a young fresh-faced mojo was kicked off the first Internet Forum he ever joined within 24 hours for the always heinous A.A.I.Q.A.J, | ||
| + | asking an innocent question about jews. Mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious full head of hair and wondered why jews are such an | ||
| + | hysterically protected species like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat,(Neotoma floridana smalli) | ||
| + | and it has been a process of discovery and 'rising in the light' ever since. | ||
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Mojo is an enigma wrapped in a mystery on a sesame seed bun. A forty-something Californian from Sunnyvale in the 'Silcon Valley' he now lives in Valparaiso, Chile where his latest contribution to Chilean culture is the catchy phrase, 'mierda de perro no es cultura.' Like Bo Jackson he talks about himself in the Third Person and unlike Bo sometimes sings out loud in crowds the words 'dick in a box!' from the hilarious recent Andy Samberg SNL routine.
In 2001 a young fresh-faced mojo was kicked off the first Internet Forum he ever joined within 24 hours for the always heinous A.A.I.Q.A.J, asking an innocent question about jews. Mojo scratched his wonderfully luxurious full head of hair and wondered why jews are such an hysterically protected species like the Saltmarsh topminnow, (Fundulus jenkinsi) or the Key Largo woodrat,(Neotoma floridana smalli)
and it has been a process of discovery and 'rising in the light' ever since.
