Newswatcher
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The legendary Liberty Forum member from whom came such deathless phrases as "truth telling machine" "I am rising in the light, I cannot be silenced" and "do u agree," all of which have been bandied across countless forums.
Fond of Waffle House and asking male strangers to cradle his love gun.
In spite of being an avid promoter of Matt Furey's fitness programs, he still hasn't managed to hindu-squat his way out of obesity.
"Newsie" as he is often called, began his famous posting binge in early 2003. In the span of roughly two years he managed to make over 78,000 mostly one-liner posts at that forum alone. Prior to this time he was rather a quiet LF member, mainly posting articles, flag lists and commenting on other posters' "awesome insights."
Mr. Watcher once had aspirations to work in law enforcement, even going so far as to become deputized by the rural denizens of the Louisiana parish he once called home. Frequent smoker of Doral full-flavored cigarettes. Has climbed onto the sobriety wagon and fallen off repeatedly, a victim of teh "Natty Ice."
Newswatcher is a man who enjoys shitting.
He has claimed at various times to be gay, bisexual, fond of black women, fond of much older women, and to long for the exhilarating humiliation of black moose cock. Is apparently quite a fan of enemas, as he claims to have been repeatedly subjected to these by his mother, both in childhood and perhaps even into his adult life. Has stated on numerous occasions that his mother is Jewish, and is a nurse at Whitfield, the Mississippi state mental institution.
Strongly believes that most, if not all, Liberty Forum members need prison time.
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