Ahmed and Camel
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Ahmed and Camel is a part-time Muslim from a wealthy family in Detroit. He became a Muslim when his parents gave him a Koran and towel for his thirtieth birthday. Ever since then, his parent's loving gift has never left his head. | Ahmed and Camel is a part-time Muslim from a wealthy family in Detroit. He became a Muslim when his parents gave him a Koran and towel for his thirtieth birthday. Ever since then, his parent's loving gift has never left his head. | ||
| - | + | Ahmed is single; he has never had a great deal of sucess with women. This is largely due to the fact that he keeps a camel in his bedroom. The camel is very faithful, has no vices, and always accompanies him to prayers, five times a day. | |
(Not many infidels know this, but camels are always welcome at any Mosque in the world.) | (Not many infidels know this, but camels are always welcome at any Mosque in the world.) | ||
| - | + | Ahmed and his Camel are currently making a Haji to the Holy Land of Saudi Arabia. They were last reported swimming towards Mecca, off the coast of Tripoli in the Mediteranean Sea. The camel was still afloat. | |
Revision as of 19:32, 19 November 2006
Ahmed and Camel is a part-time Muslim from a wealthy family in Detroit. He became a Muslim when his parents gave him a Koran and towel for his thirtieth birthday. Ever since then, his parent's loving gift has never left his head. Ahmed is single; he has never had a great deal of sucess with women. This is largely due to the fact that he keeps a camel in his bedroom. The camel is very faithful, has no vices, and always accompanies him to prayers, five times a day. (Not many infidels know this, but camels are always welcome at any Mosque in the world.)
Ahmed and his Camel are currently making a Haji to the Holy Land of Saudi Arabia. They were last reported swimming towards Mecca, off the coast of Tripoli in the Mediteranean Sea. The camel was still afloat.
