SteamshipTime

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-	Steamshiptime is known as the SpeakEasy forum homeless homosexual, as evidenced by the bearded neo-homosexual hoboness of his avatar. He is also known to frequently sell his body to other gay men with a fetish for small genitalia. This is usually done inside the public restrooms of his local city parks. SST then uses the cash thus gained to support his crack habit, and to buy off the baristas at the local coffee house so he can use their internet connection to post his idiocy at obscure internet forums. His obvious predilection for the cack and his rabid insistence online that homosexuality is wrong has led many to the conclusion that he is, in fact, a priest.	+	[The following is the unvarnished truth.  All prior and subsequent revisions should be ignored.  ST - he cannot, literally cannot, lie.]
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		+	SteamshipTime is universally acknowledged as the heart and soul of the forum. Even as he conceals his radiant personage behind a self-deprecating sense of humor and Steve Zissou avatar, all forum members agree that he is a man of great physical strength and striking good looks. If there is any downside to SteamshipTime's membership, it is his virtual monopoly of torrid, real-life relationships with female forum members captivated by his sleek, strong musculature and large genitals. Despite this ongoing humiliation of other male members, most of whom are far younger than him, SteamshipTime nonetheless works hard to foster a spirit of camraderie among the membership, and therefore remains one of the forum's most popular and highest rated members.

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Revision as of 15:44, 28 November 2006

[The following is the unvarnished truth. All prior and subsequent revisions should be ignored. ST - he cannot, literally cannot, lie.]

SteamshipTime is universally acknowledged as the heart and soul of the forum. Even as he conceals his radiant personage behind a self-deprecating sense of humor and Steve Zissou avatar, all forum members agree that he is a man of great physical strength and striking good looks. If there is any downside to SteamshipTime's membership, it is his virtual monopoly of torrid, real-life relationships with female forum members captivated by his sleek, strong musculature and large genitals. Despite this ongoing humiliation of other male members, most of whom are far younger than him, SteamshipTime nonetheless works hard to foster a spirit of camraderie among the membership, and therefore remains one of the forum's most popular and highest rated members.