Mazdak and Donkey
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| + | == Official Party Line == | ||
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| + | a great hero and adherent to Julian Leeism who was betrayed by the jews of the Speakeasy and has since concentrated on making the Phora a great place. eight eight. | ||
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| + | == Alternative History == | ||
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| + | As a teenager Mazdak lost his virginity in a most traumatic way that turned him against pussy forever. Now as the leader of the online homosеxual Stalinist movement he has found an outlet to get the word out about the evils of the clitoris and the greatness of Kim Sung Il. He is of Hispanic extraction, but claims to be a freckled Irish boy. After frequently posting for a time in late 2005, he abandoned the Speakeasy and fled to the Phora where misogyny and 'edited' were considered the norm. | ||
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| + | Not too long ago Mazdak returned to the Speakeasy. He brought with him photographs which he used to blackmail Niccolo into giving up his donkey. After a handful of posts, Mazdak learned that his Homosеxual Stalinism wasn't going to take root at Speakeasy. He abandoned the donkey to starve and returned to the teenage '---- ---' known as the Phora. | ||
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| + | == Hotness == | ||
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| + | He won the [http://www.speakeasy.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=11187 Hottest Communist icon] competition in Sarahstan by a wide margin. Vladimir Lenin came in at 2nd place while Leon Trotsky, Josip Broz Tito and Che Guevara tied for 3rd place. | ||
Current revision as of 09:01, 24 March 2007
| Stud of Speakeasy! This hunk is hereby declared an official stud of Speakeasy, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto.* |
Official Party Line
a great hero and adherent to Julian Leeism who was betrayed by the jews of the Speakeasy and has since concentrated on making the Phora a great place. eight eight.
Alternative History
As a teenager Mazdak lost his virginity in a most traumatic way that turned him against pussy forever. Now as the leader of the online homosеxual Stalinist movement he has found an outlet to get the word out about the evils of the clitoris and the greatness of Kim Sung Il. He is of Hispanic extraction, but claims to be a freckled Irish boy. After frequently posting for a time in late 2005, he abandoned the Speakeasy and fled to the Phora where misogyny and 'edited' were considered the norm.
Not too long ago Mazdak returned to the Speakeasy. He brought with him photographs which he used to blackmail Niccolo into giving up his donkey. After a handful of posts, Mazdak learned that his Homosеxual Stalinism wasn't going to take root at Speakeasy. He abandoned the donkey to starve and returned to the teenage '---- ---' known as the Phora.
Hotness
He won the Hottest Communist icon competition in Sarahstan by a wide margin. Vladimir Lenin came in at 2nd place while Leon Trotsky, Josip Broz Tito and Che Guevara tied for 3rd place.
