1-800

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Mysterious poster who is a follower of [[Brandon Orr]]. Known as the archnemesis of [[emperor_palpatine]], 1-800's charmed life consists of being an extremely attractive, successful male model and medical student who has sex with gorgeous supermodels and snorts a lot of cocaine.
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'''''Don't hate the Pokemon; hate the Poke-battle.'''''
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Mysterious poster who is a follower of [[Brandon Orr]]. Known as the archnemesis of [[emperor_palpatine]], 1-800's charmed life consists of being an extremely attractive, successful male model and medical student who has sex with gorgeous supermodels while snorting a lot of cocaine.  That's what he tells his parents anyway.  In reality, 1-800 pursues the only gainful employment a 5'9" 150 pound white boy can hope to have, as the "kept" man of a prominent South Beach architect.  His hobbies include rollerblading, windsurfing, and fusion cuisine.

Current revision as of 05:10, 18 November 2006

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Don't hate the Pokemon; hate the Poke-battle.

Mysterious poster who is a follower of Brandon Orr. Known as the archnemesis of emperor_palpatine, 1-800's charmed life consists of being an extremely attractive, successful male model and medical student who has sex with gorgeous supermodels while snorting a lot of cocaine. That's what he tells his parents anyway. In reality, 1-800 pursues the only gainful employment a 5'9" 150 pound white boy can hope to have, as the "kept" man of a prominent South Beach architect. His hobbies include rollerblading, windsurfing, and fusion cuisine.

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