1-800
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| - | Mysterious poster who is a follower of [[Brandon Orr]]. Known as the archnemesis of [[emperor_palpatine]], 1-800's charmed life consists of being an extremely attractive, successful male model and medical student who has sex with gorgeous supermodels while snorting a lot of cocaine. | + | Mysterious poster who is a follower of [[Brandon Orr]]. Known as the archnemesis of [[emperor_palpatine]], 1-800's charmed life consists of being an extremely attractive, successful male model and medical student who has sex with gorgeous supermodels while snorting a lot of cocaine. That's what he tells his parents anyway. In reality, 1-800 pursues the only gainful employment a 5'9" 150 pound white boy can only hope to have, as the "kept" man of a prominent South Beach architect. His hobbies include rollerblading, windsurfing, and fusion cuisine. |
Revision as of 03:43, 18 November 2006
Mysterious poster who is a follower of Brandon Orr. Known as the archnemesis of emperor_palpatine, 1-800's charmed life consists of being an extremely attractive, successful male model and medical student who has sex with gorgeous supermodels while snorting a lot of cocaine. That's what he tells his parents anyway. In reality, 1-800 pursues the only gainful employment a 5'9" 150 pound white boy can only hope to have, as the "kept" man of a prominent South Beach architect. His hobbies include rollerblading, windsurfing, and fusion cuisine.
