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April 6th show - SHOW 100

Shelly and Pirate Dave in the studio!

In The News

Sat-nav drivers close to the edge - Drivers following the instructions of their satellite navigation systems to a village called Crackpot are being directed to the top of a 100ft cliff, it was reported. The glitch means motorists are being sent along an unclassified track on the edge of a sheer cliff edge. Cars, minibuses and even large trucks have taken the steep, twisty road used by holidaymakers, walkers and sightseers travelling from Swaledale to Wensleydale in North Yorkshire. But it is not used by commuters and is described by locals as "just about passable with a 4X4". The lane starts off as a Tarmac road but turns into a gravel track, which runs past Steven Porter's farm. He said: "It's only a matter of time before someone goes over the edge - and it's a 100ft drop.

Tom Cruise, Scientology and silent, drugfree births
Shopkeeper fined for calling criminals scum!?
Ecologists says that airborne ebola should be used to wipe out 90% of humans on the planet and receives a standing ovation from Texas Academy of Science - http://www.sas.org/tcs/weeklyIssues_2006/2006-04-07/feature1p/index.html
After CBS4 News exposed police intimidation of citizens attempting to make complaints against police officers, Broward PBA retaliates by putting the CBS4 journalist's name on a list of criminals to be on the lookout for along with personal information on their website. Cross the cops, get your personal information released on the web - http://cbs4.com/local/local_story_086232143.html
Record labels make about 70 cents per download, and that's more profit than they make selling CDs, according to Apple CEO Steve Jobs. - http://www.technewsworld.com/story/49727.html

The Great Debate

Listener Feedback

This Is True

A bank robber in Santa Barbara, Calif., escaped

 with $3,000 in cash, but the teller dropped in an exploding dye pack,
 too. He was last seen running across the parking lot with "a whisper of
 red smoke trailing in his wake," a police spokesman said. The robber
 went straight to a coin-op laundry and tried to wash the dye off, but
 it was permanent. He then tried adding green food coloring to the
 bills, but the result was so bad that he threw the money in the trash.
 Very soon afterward, police stopped at his home. Fred Bendtzen, 48, was
 arrested and charged with bank robbery. How did the police identify him
 so fast? His demand note, which he left behind at the bank, was written
 on the back of a pay stub bearing his name and address.

The new ad campaign by Tourism

 Australia featuring the tagline "So where the bloody hell are you?"
 isn't playing well in some places (This is True, 12 March 2006).
 Minister for Tourism Fran Bailey, who called the slogan "plain speaking
 and friendly," says the ad was briefly banned in the U.K. because of
 the word "bloody". Now, it's banned in Canada for an entirely different
 reason: the line "I've bought you a beer." Bailey says the "Canadian
 regulator says that this implies consumption of unbranded alcohol,"
 which is "some sort of quirky Canadian regulation." She says the line
 will be changed for Canuck audiences, and she'll invite the Canadian
 regulator to "come out here and I'll buy him a beer." 

Sydney - FOX FM morning show. The game, "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask them 3 random highly personal questions. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

Several months ago, however, Sydney was brought to it's knees with laughter and here's how it all went down:

DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name?"
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name?"
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly)"Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up.
DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?" (touchtones.....ringing....)
DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any\\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
Sara: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sara: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: Come on Sara..... where did you have it?
A short pause
Sara: "Up the arse....."
A long pause
DJ: "Folks, we need to take a station break"

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