SCP-343

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Item #: SCP-343

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-343 resides in a 20' by 20' room at Minimal Security Site 17. It should be brought any items it requests and visited by at least one staff member each day. Attempts to add further safety precautions or required clearances are unnecessary/impossible due to the nature of SCP-343 (see description).

Description: SCP-343 is a male, seemingly race-less, humanoid in appearance with apparent omniscience. SCP-343 was discovered walking the streets of Prague and detained after a staff member witnessed him disappear from the streets and reappear on a rooftop. SCP-343 is detained willingly in his chamber, as proved containment has proved impossible (see notes).

Notes: "SCP-343, colloquially nicknamed "God" by the staff here, looks like an older man, although his features are different to each observer. In my first talk with him he claimed outright to be the creator of the universe. When I asked him to prove this he laughed as he walked through the wall of the chamber and returned seconds later with a hamburger in his hand. When I returned for a second visit the previously bare cell had been furnished in up-scale, Old English style, complete with a roaring fireplace, and seemed many times larger than it did from the exterior. SCP-343 greatly enjoys speaking with people, and seems to have a knowledge of all topics. Visiting with SCP-343 has become a daily event for many of the staff here, and all employees report feeling generally happier after each visit. Attempts to bar staff below Level 3 clearance proved unsuccessful, as guards assigned to watch the room quit their posts, repeating 'You know He likes company' when questioned. Since SCP-343 has thus far been harmless all staff have been allowed access, and somehow they all have time to meet with him for as long as they need. For now, I leave this report open as further questioning of SCP-343 is ongoing." - Dr. Beck