SCP-6969-J

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CONTAINMENT CLASS: CHOKMAH BALLS

ASSIGNED SITE: Site-68

PROJECT LEAD: Dr. Whitney, Dr. Naomi Ross

HEAD RESEARCHER: Dr. Nathan Brown, Dr. Jonathan Ball

ASSIGNED DEPARTMENT: Various

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: Foundation operations related to or involving Project ANTIFUCK are to be suspended indefinitely. Various disinformation departments are to cooperate on preserving normalcy in the face of unexpected and detrimental fallout from the activation of SCP-6969-J.

As reversal of SCP-6969-J would result in SCP-6969-J-ARC's continued existence, multiple alternative neutralization options have and are being considered. The Decommissioning Department has been commissioned to neutralize The Ethereal Skeleton, while the Department of Thaumatology has been tasked with creating a partial counterspell to mitigate SCP-6969-J's most detrimental effects. The Department of Group of Interest Research is to outreach to various GoIs to seek assistance, particularly from the Global Occult Coalition.

To this end, Site-68 has been designated as the temporary base of operations for those involved in SCP-6969-J containment protocols. The Essophysics Department has been given ADMINISTRATOR-6 level credentials following vote by Site Directors' Executive Committee of the Whole (and O4 Council), O5 Council, O6 Council, and approval by the Office of the Administrator.

DESCRIPTION: SCP-6969-J refers to an ωK-Class "End of Sex" Scenario following the conclusion of Project ANTIFUCK. SCP-6969-J is characterized by a number of normalcy-disrupting phenomena not originally intended by SCP-6969-J's activation, including but not limited to:

• The complete cessation of all sexual desire in all life on Earth.
• The anomalously-enforced physical inability to engage in sexual actions, including for non-reproductive purposes.
• Notable euphoria and abnormal happiness from individuals who identified as asexual prior to SCP-6969-J's activation.
• The manifestation of The Ethereal Skeleton.
• The Ethereal Skeleton is a massive, eight-kilometer-tall human skull currently located in Bern, Switzerland. Despite this fact, The *Ethereal Skeleton is visible on the horizon from any point on Earth; this has resulted in humanity becoming prominently aware of the *anomalous to some extent, and has constituted a moderate Broken Masquerade Scenario. Additionally, The Ethereal Skeleton cannot be *referred to in any way other than either The Ethereal Skeleton or its pronouns (it/its).

The cause for The Ethereal Skeleton's manifestation is currently unknown. See Addendum LXIX.

ADDENDUM 6969.II: Project ANTIFUCK

ABSTRACT: Due to the unprecedented and egregious sum of human suffering caused by SCP-6969-J-ARC, it has become imperative for the SCP Foundation to address this anomaly on a large scale. To this end, the Department of Containment, the Ethics Committee, and the Department of Thaumatology are to work in tandem to counteract the negative effects of SCP-6969-J-ARC while preserving normalcy.

METHOD: Utilizing various orbital satellites capable of Thaumaturgic Spell Injection (TSI) already deployed by the Foundation's Department of Thaumatology, a Thaumaturgical Interpolator Termination String (TITS) will be universally applied to the entirety of Earth. The TITS in question would be designed to end the SCP-6969-J-ARC loop after the first sequence, completely nullifying any notable effects. A proof of concept can be found in the attached image.

ADDENDUM 6969.III: Initial Emergency Session

VIDEO TRANSCRIPT ANTIFUCK-XXX

DATE: 2022/02/23

FOREWORD: Following the conclusion of Project ANTIFUCK, thousands of individuals began to notice anomalous phenomena, and dozens of reports were made to various Foundation sites. An emergency meeting was called by The O5 Council involving the Site Directors' Executive Committee of the Whole (SDECotW) and The O4 Council.

Dr. Crom: -terrupted as the log begins. Oh shit it's starting.

The O5 Council is situated at the head of a very large and round table. Present at the table are various Department Heads, Site Directors, and other important SCP Foundation personnel. The room is very well furnished, as the meeting takes place in O5-6's personal mansion. A view of the horizon is visible through the massive balcony on the eastern wall.

O5-6 stands up, and adjusts his pajamas.

O5-6: Thank you all for coming on such short notice. I'm certain everyone here is aware of our current predicament and how catastrophic "Project ANTIFUCK" has been for our organization. Beyond having a stupid-ass name, it has also resulted in an Omega-K Class Scenario, of which we are now dealing with.

Audible gasps are heard from a number of personnel at the table.

Cpt. Kirby: A-An End of Death Scenario!?

O5-6: Errr… no. Lowercase omega.

Audible groans are head from a number of personnel at the table.

O5-6: Yeah, yeah, cool your jets. An "End of Sex" Scenario is not something to scoff at.

Dir. House: Why the hell do we even have a designation for that? Who comes up with this shit?

O5-2: (Interjecting) I AM CURRENTLY RUNNING 14,234 SIMULATIONS SIMULTANEOUSLY PER SECOND, EACH DEPICTING A WAY THE WORLD CAN END. BE THANKFUL WE ARE NOT EXPERIENCING A DELTA-PHI-LAMBDA "SQUIRRELS BECOME SENTIENT AND RIP YOUR FACE OFF" SCENARIO.

Dir. House: I—

Agt. Urquhart: Hey! That's my sorority!

Murmuring begins to fill the room. O5-1 slams his comically large gavel.

O5-1: Okay, everyone shut up. Six?

O5-6: Thank you One. It appears that not only has sex become biologically impossible for humans, but similarly for animals as well. We will begin to see extinctions within a few hours, and as the days progress, a mass-extinction event will begin to unfold as ecological systems become crippled and collapse. At the present moment, mitigating the negative effects of Project ANTIFUCK is the SCP Foundation's number one priority. Does anyone have any ideas?

Dr. Blake: (Stroking his beardless chin) Hmm… It is possible to inverse SCP-6659 to insert a concept into the Noosphere and thus restoring sex, though we would need an extremely powerful sex-related physical object to derive the concept from.

Dir. Aktus: What about Clef? I heard he has three flam—

A loud groan is heard from the right-side of the table. An emaciated and shriveled man raises his hand weakly. He has three eyes.

Dr. Clef: (Repeated, indecipherable wheezing, followed by a series of desperate coughs.)

O5-2: Yeesh. This really did a number on him.

Dr. Blake: It's only been a few hours, for fuck's sake.

O5-6: …Okay, that plan's out of the question. Does anyone have any other i— What the fuck is that!?

O5-6 points out the east-facing window. The Ethereal Skeleton rests on the horizon, unmoving.

Silence elapses for thirteen seconds, before Dr. Naomi Ross stands up.

Dr. Ross: That appears to be an essophysical manifestation, sir.

O5-1: A what?

Dr. Ross pulls out a tape recorder, and hits 'Play'.

I direct the Essophysics Department, which you all well know is concerned with embodiments — manifestations of concepts within reality. An embodiment of the concept "red" would carry all of the characteristics conceptually associated with that color, such as being angry, or desirable, or malevolent. This is a simplified method of conceptualizing what's actually going on here; a tangible object or entity embodies a memetic structure within the Noosphere by conforming to its idealistic ideatic shape.

Simply put, an embodiment is a physical item that's shaped like an idea. And, given the progression of human intelligence and development, over time, that shape can change. This means that, if the essophysical nature of an entity is not readily apparent, it can be discerned by comparing that entity's change over time to changes in human conception and ideatic space; a correlation almost certainly indicates causation.

Dr. Ross stops the recording. The entire table nods in understanding thanks to the extremely clear explanation.

O5-6: Ah, that makes perfect sense. You're saying The Ethereal Skeleton is a manifestation of some concept, then?

Dr. Ross: That would be correct, Six.

O5-6: Please, Six was my father. Call me Shirley.

Dr. Ross: Uh, okay. That would be correct, Shirley. When Project ANTIFUCK concluded, it appears to have disturbed the Noosphere to the point that some concept manifested itself on Earth, and in an extreme fashion too. Considering what we know about essophysics and The Ethereal Skeleton, it leaves us with only one candidate for the corresponding concept.

O5-1: (Interjecting) Which is…?

Dr. Ross: I believe that concept would be sex itself, One.

There is furious murmuring around the table. O5-1 slams the comically large gavel again.

O5-1: What.