Ryan Sudds

From Sshl

A beta male, once and forever. In regards to games won, however, Ryan is certainly not the beta male- he currently leads the SSHL in wins. He is also placed third for goals scored. There has been speculation that Ryan Sudds doesn't belong on Team Alpha Male; furthermore, it is in the opinion of this anonymous, unbiased observer that Ryan may actually be a female and/or a "dude-lover". This line of thought was dismissed when Ryan found two dogs attacking Ragunath's mother. He quickly dispatched the hounds and made sweet love to Ragunath's mother. Luckily for the dogs, however, Ragunath was nearby. The dogs began attacking Ragunath, but he quickly turned the tables, sodomizing the canines to the brink of death. After a lengthy recovery period, both hounds killed themselves unable to deal with the Ragshock.