Ryan Sudds

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A beta male, once and forever.  In regards to games won, however, Ryan is certainly not the beta male- he currently leads the [[Stewart Street Hockey League|SSHL]] in wins.  He is also placed third for goals scored.  There has been speculation that Ryan Sudds doesn't belong on [[Team Alpha Male]]; furthermore, it is in the opinion of this anonymous, unbiased observer that Ryan may actually be a female and/or a "dude-lover".  This line of thought was dismissed when Ryan was found sodomizing two canines (one thought to be Ryan's mom).
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A beta male, once and forever.  In regards to games won, however, Ryan is certainly not the beta male- he currently leads the [[Stewart Street Hockey League|SSHL]] in wins.  He is also placed third for goals scored.  There has been speculation that Ryan Sudds doesn't belong on [[Team Alpha Male]]; furthermore, it is in the opinion of this anonymous, unbiased observer that Ryan may actually be a female and/or a "dude-lover".  This line of thought was dismissed when Ryan was found sodomizing two canines. As it turns out, that both canines were Ragunath's mother and Ryan has never been more satisfied.

Revision as of 08:22, 18 February 2006

A beta male, once and forever. In regards to games won, however, Ryan is certainly not the beta male- he currently leads the SSHL in wins. He is also placed third for goals scored. There has been speculation that Ryan Sudds doesn't belong on Team Alpha Male; furthermore, it is in the opinion of this anonymous, unbiased observer that Ryan may actually be a female and/or a "dude-lover". This line of thought was dismissed when Ryan was found sodomizing two canines. As it turns out, that both canines were Ragunath's mother and Ryan has never been more satisfied.

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