Clueless
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A member since May 28, 2007. Clueless' characters include Bobby Jacks, Tyson Neills, Sean O'Cann, Ric Chee, Keiji Tanaka, Katie Nellt, Simon Wood and Don Joesi.
Real Name: Josh
Age: Freshly 15
Location: Jersey, Channel Islands.
Roleplaying history: As of October 27th, Clueless has been roleplaying for about seven months (possibly a year... not sure...), although two of those were spent gnashing his teeth at his lack of computer.
SOTF relevant: Seven months a member, and still V3 hasn't begun, lol. Still, V2's winding down now, so I'm looking forward to the finish (and the prom, let's not forget that). As for a history, I found the site about two weeks after I read the book of Battle Royale, being a bit of a roleplay fiend, the book immediately caught my attention. Chancing upon the old site, I discovered SOTF V2 and lurked for a couple of days before finally deciding to join, despite my first intentions not to. In fact my primary reason not to join was because I did not actually understand the rules. If anybody cares, this was the reason for my username, I felt absolutely Clueless, though I am glad to say I have the hang of things now.
Whoo update! It's now February the 21st, so I've been with SOTF for about nine months. On the upshot, V3 began a couple of weeks ago, to which I direct the comment: HELL YEAH! Well, thusfar, Tyson has died (waste of space and time, gr...) and my characters have received a rather poor array of weapons. Bag of leaves... lol! Bobby's trying to kill everybody in sight, Simon is in a group, Sean looking for his boyfriend and Ric trying to escape. O_o, I didn't see that one coming. Well, I keep going, and the V3 ball is well and truly rolling - and if anybody wants contact with my characters feel free to drop me a line!
Contact: You can get a hold of him at Irritationdelux on Aim, or Spud@hotmail.co.uk for e-mail and MSN.
A little bit of trivia:
Clueless is somewhat inconsistent with roleplaying: He sometimes comes up with great posts and occasionally cannot produce anything more than one-liners. Luckily he has found himself with plenty of muse for this roleplay, and in fact his most tricky task was making characters.
In total, Clueless wants seven V3 characters, thought he isn't sure if he can manage it. However, the way things are panning out he might end up with eight. Now it seems he has come up with nine.
Clueless cannot total heights/weights to save his life, and has almost no idea how to correctly balance them.
Though he hasn't yet tried to roleplay a member of the fairer sex, Clueless remains utterly convinced he'd be absolutely horrible at doing so.
V3 Character Katie Nellt will be his first attempt as such.
He actually likes Danya.
In a post he accidentally used a smilie (B)) when attempting to make a list. He is still mystified as to how it occured.
Clueless is the first to admit to being a klutz.
Random quotes
Fear... THE BOX!!!
Meh
Bat + Face = PAIN!
Sorry, I don't speak smiley
Obviously different from that one... interesting. Well, not really but who cares?........... Nobody? Excellent.
Hm... = Something. Possibly
You have all the answers. I have all the questions.
'Shakes fist' Curse you typos!
'Dropkicks' ..... Well, figuratively speaking of course.
Fun and games
Clueless has been banned variously for lack of creativity, having a username that describes him perfectly, not quoting the taxi driver and for not buying Baby_G a huge birthday present.
Instigator of SOTF brawl III
His wish to not feel neglected on his birthday was granted (in Corrupt a Wish) to feel dead instead. Clueless also cunningly thwarted Slayer's wish for CycoKiller to become a fish by corrupting it to cause him and his new fish friends to fin him to death. Finally, he managed to break several laws of logic by wishing for something bad to happen, causing something good to happen.
Clueless' Top 5
Liable to change without warning... if anybody evens cares that is.
5. Julie Mikan
4. James Brown
2. Adam Dodd
1. Whoever came up with all those frickin' awesome joke weapons.
Another pointer for the mythical 'those who care' this is purely based off my own opinion, and how I'm feeling at the time: it's no reflection on anybody's abilities, nor does it make one character better than another. Just clarifying, everybody probably could figure that out anyway :)
