Deviant Society
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Deviant Society is a UEA society for alternative music.
We like anything from metal, goth, punk, rock, industrial, emo, etc, but we are mainly full of dirty, long haired metallers or goths.
Members of Deviant Society are characterised by being chronically single, lacking in social skills, and more often than not, addicted to alcohol.
Deviant events include drinking alcohol, bad dancing, and making a twat out of yourself. Sometimes we even run club nights, and give members a chance to DJ. We always try and make sure the night sounds disjointed, with anti social music that can't be danced too, and none of our members actually want to hear. We also put on live music, with the bands being chosen to satisfy the committee's own desires and egos.
Deviant Society had just finished a very successfull year, but it looks as if all the hard work was wasted, as the only 2 committee members who worked hard and achieved anything tangible are gone. All hard work was greeted by ungratefulness as the society decides to self destruct.
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The Committee
President: Paulout Boy
Paulface doesn't shower, and listens to grunge. He says he's in a stoner band, but they're actually a death metal band.
Secretary: Andy
Andy's political desires got the better of him and he booted Richie out from his position. Nevertheless, Andy is equally a drunk and as such suitably qualified for running the everyday menial tasks that the secretary role entails.
Treasurer: Irish Claire
Quite a random appointment, as Claire isn't overly regular, nor is she placed to run the society or understand it's best interests as well as other candidates.
Events Co-Ordinator: Rachel Extolment
Rachel is a smelly hippy, and as such, we plan all Deviant events to happen when she's at work, or in circumstances that contravene her beliefs. We're all a bunch of cunts really.
Recruitment Officer: Edible Dave
Dave alternates between emo and scary hair, but he's pretty cool and has good taste in music. Somehow he got elected to a position that the committee had decided may not exist. Regardless, the position was opened up with further committee consultation anyway.
Ex-Committee
Secretary: Richie
Richie is awesome, and has great hair. However, he drinks far too much, partakes in Anti-Social Behaviour, and usually ends up nearly getting into fights. His role in Deviant Society was mainly to abuse his powers and the Deviant finances to further his own ambitions. He has shaped the direction of the Society over the years with the intention of luring unsuspecting females into his trap.
He was booted out in a personal conspiracy, and some believed him to be incompetant, despite him putting more effort in than anyone else.
Treasurer: Kit England
With a porn/rock star's name, Kit is currently pursuing both careers with great success. With life looking so good, his friends take even greater pleasure in telling him he's still ugly and blind.
He has since graduated UEA, but remains involved with the society.
Other Notable Members
Edmund
Ugh.
Stripy
Former president, he used to be normal. However, quitting uni and a prolonged period of unemployment led him radicalising and now sports a beard that puts him somewhere between Gerry Adams and Abu Hamza on the terror scale.
Rossykins
Ross is famous for being an arsehole.
Rory
Rory is the worst smelling member of Deviant Society. Quite an achievement!
