Eau de bin
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Current revision as of 19:29, 13 February 2006
Richie's first year of university was characterised by his brutal victimisation, almost from the outset, by the rest of Deviant Society. Never was this quite as apparent as the group assault, very possibly on his birthday, by alcohol-fuelled bullies armed with both a pointless need for harm, and a full-to-bursting UEA bin. Almost at random, a hunting party was dispatched to chase Richie, much as a group of hyenas, across campus before cornering him against the entrance to the blend. From this position, there was no escape. From nowhere, the support party, armed with the festering plastic container of death, came to join the party, and a pinned and prone Richie was covered in the rotting remnants of student lifestyle. A convoluted way to get a cheap laugh, perhaps, but a laugh all the same.
Imagine the horror the next day as Richie arrives for the weekly culinary indulgence at Pizza Hut wearing none other than the bin juice sodden, unwashed and vomit inducingly smelly jacket from the previous night's escapades. Proving Richie to be a tramp as well as dependent on alcohol. Though, to be fair, the two tend to go hand in hand.
(Incidentally, that night also saw Richie threaten to jump off the bridge over the UEA square. Whether it was a half hearted suicide attempt from the most emo of emo ones, or simply an attempt to imitate the actions of Chris, who knew how to not die from such a height, is still up for debate.)
