Facts About Richie
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Current revision as of 18:29, 15 February 2006
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Richie allows to live.
Richie can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya"
Richie is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Richie.
Richie does not sleep. He waits.
Richie doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present.
Richie once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one is anywhere around, rest assured that Richie heard it.
Richie isn't a 20 year old virgin. The rest of the world are Richie virgins.
