User:Kaer

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Now this is a story all about how my

Life got flipped turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute don't turn me off

I'll tell you how I became the warlock of and elder god called Ulyaoth

In the land of ancient Rome I was born and raised

On the battlefield is where I spent most of my days

Killing guys, hacking, slashing with pleasure

And all fighting some wars for Caesar for good measure

When a couple of guys who were with me that day

Said they'd head back to camp and then hit the hay.

I got in a stone circle, didn't know what it's about,

When a voice said "Pious, I'm calling you out!"

I stood in a temple there were zombies about,

I picked up my sword and gave 'em a clout.

I found a couple of sigils, but which one to pick?

I grabbed the nearest one but it was a trick!

I stood up as a Liche a few moments later

The power it filled me, you've never seen greater!

This is a story I remember and cherish,

So I say face me, and you shall SURELY PERISH!

- Fresh Prince of Eternal Darkness, Shamelessly stolen from 4chan