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| - | Now this is a story all about how my
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| - | Life got flipped turned upside down
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| - | And I'd like to take a minute don't turn me off
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| - | I'll tell you how I became the warlock of and elder god called Ulyaoth
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| - | In the land of ancient Rome I was born and raised
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| - | On the battlefield is where I spent most of my days
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| - | Killing guys, hacking, slashing with pleasure
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| - | And all fighting some wars for Caesar for good measure
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| - | When a couple of guys who were with me that day
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| - | Said they'd head back to camp and then hit the hay.
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| - | I got in a stone circle, didn't know what it's about,
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| - | When a voice said "Pious, I'm calling you out!"
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| - | I stood in a temple there were zombies about,
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| - | I picked up my sword and gave 'em a clout.
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| - | I found a couple of sigils, but which one to pick?
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| - | I grabbed the nearest one but it was a trick!
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| - | I stood up as a Liche a few moments later
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| - | The power it filled me, you've never seen greater!
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| - | This is a story I remember and cherish,
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| - | So I say face me, and you shall SURELY PERISH!
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| - | - Fresh Prince of Eternal Darkness, Shamelessly stolen from 4chan
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As ever, you just can't tell when he's an incredible guy, or just a straight out idiot.
