Funny quotes and exchanges

From Poopgang

PoopGang has a long and illustrious history of humourous posts. Below are some of the funniest.

Quotes and exchanges

• Mr Jeff: Go! You must do it...
  ...for I am lazy.

• Pi: Stop making excuses for your laziness by blaming it on my laziness.

• Danny: my toilet seat does'nt stay up, you either urinate all over the seat, or hold it up in an awkward postion

• niall g: Like i said on GR its Eric Crapton NOT Eric Clapton.

• Mystic Runner: Your ability to avoid the edit button never fails to astound me. ORLANDO BLOOM IS A RUBBISH OBJECT OF DESIRE. MY TASTE IN MEN IS LACKLUSTRE AND DEMONSTRATES A SERIOUS LACK OF ORIGINALITY.
  Pi: Found it.

• Thanatos:Starbreaker...I'm sure in some far off reaches of our vast universe, past countless dying stars, there's a place where you'd be considered an intelligent, humerous individual. A place where a typical conversation with you would seem as an evening well spent. But I'm afraid, here - right here, you're seen as the forum equivalent of the kid who sits at the back of the class in a mindless daze. The one who spends all of his time picking his nose and grunting randomly like some deseased bovine entity. A mass of useless, underdeveloped mess held together by withering synapses and vital fluids. The very essence of humanitys ills. A sorry excuse for a human being, who's sole existance is seemingly dominated by the overwhelming need to repeatedly fall over!
  You, Starbreaker, are RUBBISH!

• Pi: Right, I'm off to see what a dalek actually looks like.
  *wanders off to bbc site*
  And a gay...
  *checks GR photowall*

• Foolish Mortal: You're all so mean about me.
  *has bum sex*

• Foolish Mortal: But he lost his mummy and wears her skull as a memento of her! And Team Rocket are after him but he just carries on and fights the good fight! The little trooper!

• Jack: I thank that is because women look a hell of a lot more attractive wearing little than a bloke does.
  Foolish Mortal: How wrong can you be?
  Mystic Runner: Wronger than a Wrong Thing wearing Wrong Stuff.
  Basically wrong.

• Pi: Which sig?
  I'm_Kewl: have both, they're both gay and pointless like you

• Davdell: I fell over trying to kick myself in the head.

• gafgalash:In a shocking change of events, your views and opinions are wanted here!

• Sirus: I'm going to get the mod ship if its the last thing I do!
  [picture of ship]
  Pi:Thats the worst joke on this site! And this site has Gay daleks!

• Pi: Depends on what your sense of humour is. If you have one, then yes, all the time. If you're a mook living off the dirt extracted from the nails and claws of the various roadkill you find in your travels then no, my humour is sadly lacking. You crazy hillbilly.

• Pi: Fucknuts.

• ChrisMnngh: Don't make me trick you into eating your own parents.

• Pi: Itt's half tow int morn. I'm opff my fuvcking head.

• Chez: 500 texts...a month...Ive used up my texts tho and have over a week left
  Thanatos: You, my dear grill, have a problem.
  Cats Hate Mangos: *puts burger on Chez*

• Pi: Truth be told I'm quite the sadomasochist...I'm a sick twisted individual.

• Jamie: Bum sex is for life not just because you're bored
  jigglywiggly: Tell that to Foolish!