Two Stops To Pleasure

From Pirate Bitch

This song by The Count And His Men on their debut EP Mole Mole Mole (How'd You Like It?) was a collaboration with Ian Pay, who later said he was "Displeased with the lyrics later added, but still wearing the hat".

Ian takes over lead guitar in this song, and inside sources state the raunchy feel to it was produced by Ian "playing it with his, well, jaggy snake".


Lyrics

Choo choo choo

Choo choo choo


Come with me

To the Ian Pay express

In the toilets

He's gonna make an awful mess


Two stops to pleasure

And one stop to go!

Come on babe

He'll make you flow


Come and see

None of it's lies

Watch him chug

If he can get it to rise


Two stops to pleasure

And one stop to go!

Come on babe

He'll take you low


Come don't flee

You wanna get paid

His trousers are down

He's gonna get laid


Two stops to pleasure

And one stop to go!

Come on babe

He'll suck your toe


Choo choo choo

Choo choo choo

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