Two Stops To Pleasure
From Pirate Bitch
This song by The Count And His Men on their debut EP Mole Mole Mole (How'd You Like It?) was a collaboration with Ian Pay, who later said he was "Displeased with the lyrics later added, but still wearing the hat".
Ian takes over lead guitar in this song, and inside sources state the raunchy feel to it was produced by Ian "playing it with his, well, jaggy snake".
Lyrics
Choo choo choo
Choo choo choo
Come with me
To the Ian Pay express
In the toilets
He's gonna make an awful mess
Two stops to pleasure
And one stop to go!
Come on babe
He'll make you flow
Come and see
None of it's lies
Watch him chug
If he can get it to rise
Two stops to pleasure
And one stop to go!
Come on babe
He'll take you low
Come don't flee
You wanna get paid
His trousers are down
He's gonna get laid
Two stops to pleasure
And one stop to go!
Come on babe
He'll suck your toe
Choo choo choo
Choo choo choo