As the Waves Gently Lap My Vessel (A Poem)

This salty sea poem written by Leonardo Mace on Pirate Bitch! album by The Count And His Men was named "The lewdest thing this side of Me In The Shower!" by the band's own manager Garald S Kirk. Piratey, bitch!

Lyrics

Cruising on these salty seas,

I've got passion to fill an ocean,

Longing for your form my wench,

But I've set these sails in motion.

I recall how I sat with my crew,

Over you came, panties a sprawl,

And asked if this rogue needed lovin',

Darling, I replied with a pirate's call

As the waves gently lap my vessel,

Like the time i first parted yours,

Oh how your lips carress my galleon,

My love, I long to hit your shores.

I feel the hail of the wind,

Rain splashes my face as we lay,

I wish to flow with the tide,

I wish to drop my anchor in your bay.

The scent of the sea as it passes me by,

Reminds me of when I kissed down your thigh,

Like the treasure I've search the seven seas for,

I'm going to bury it in the sands of your shore.

As the waves gently lap my vessel,

Like the time i first parted yours,

Oh how your lips carress my galleon,

My love, I long to hit your shores.