Nathan Page

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Nathan Page, Sexy Beast

My Hero
Desire(s):	[Bertie the Bus]]
Date of Birth:	December 13 1988
Alleged Children:	Turner Page, Paige Page

Nathan Page is gorgeous. He was also renowned for his re-enactments involving a painful memory, and Bertie the Bus, a joke that never wore thin. He is also the bassist and backing vocalist of the sex kittens of rock that are The Count And His Men.

He starred in Warning: May Contain Nuts and You're Nicked!.

Bertie the Bus

Quotes

"Hello, my name is... oops!" - Nathan Page, Premature Ejaculator "Listen, I was thinking of Ruth" - Nathan Page, Mr. Tactful "Slightly like a mole" - Jamie Tuffield, TV presenter "It was a joke that never wore thin, rather like himself!" - Leonardo Mace, Tycoon