Laura Hebby Ditchy
From Pirate Bitch
Laura Hebby Ditchy is a very short but immensely cute girl who is named so for her tendancy to fall in ditches, although considering her size, a chip in the pavement could count as a ditch. She is the love of a certain Lee Patton, but has been lusted after by the likes of Nathan Page and Garald S Kirk, with Nathan trying to abduct her by putting her in his school bag. Luckily her screams where heard and he was arrested, although mysteriously escaped charges.
Although she is of obvious high intellect, she has a tendancy to make some silly and utterly blonde comments.
