XXX Marks the Spot

From Pirate Bitch

The Count And His Men produced this saucy sea shanty, about sex. "No!" corrected Rob Paterson, "Unlike the rest of the album, this song is not about sex!" Leonardo Mace added "It's about the all important search for sex!" Band manager Garald S Kirk said "I am un able to comment, I know not of this 'sex'".

Lyrics

I checked my olde treasure mappe

It lead us to this isle

Across the ocean waves we did clap

For mile and mile and mile

Across the wretched fallen cove

Through the serene storm

I learned a thing of peace and love

My heart became so warm

And so I saw her running on the sand

Of the sun drenched tropical shore

We dropped our anchor in this fair land

I decided I wanted that whore

I chased her down with my hands

Kissed her once, groped her knee

As we tussled upon the sands

She cried, salty devil, will you marry me

I got down on the beach

My lady, I cried, I am your lord

We kissed and she fell unto my reach

And then she felt my sword