Leonardo Mace
From Pirate Bitch
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| Date of Birth: | October 13th 1988 |
| Place of Birth: | Stardust City |
| Occupation | Lead Guitarist of The Count And His Men |
| Previous Positions | CEO of Macey Ltd |
Sir Leonardo Mace, commonly known as Lee Mace, was the owner of the corner shop chain Macey's. He was believed to be worth approximately £3.2bn, though as he only had two shops it was unclear quite how. The Metropolitan Police investigated but found nothing illegal, although their wallets were significantly larger when they left.
He attended the prestigious Garald S Kirk Film School in Tuffieland as a teenager together with screen legends Zebediah Zane and Mr McG, dreaming of stardom. However he truanted frequently and Garald himself expelled him after just two terms.
Leonardo was knighted in 1999 in the New Year's Honours List for Services to the Corner Shop industry. After receiving the honour from the monarch, he said "She kept telling me to call her Queenieboo, it was rather strange". It is believed the awarding of the knighthood was suggested to Her Majesty by Prime Minister Paterson, a sexy close friend.
He has recently sold the Macey shop empire, claiming that he wanted to "focus more on the music" and live an easy life at Mansion d'la Count Nicholaus Watson. He is currently a full time member of The Count And His Men.
Being a member of The Count And His Men he is one of the most respected and inventive guitarists in the business, pioneering the technique of playing using a spoon, which is his live piece. He has promised to delve into more types of cutlery to expand thesound of the band. He and close pal Rob Paterson also pen all the band's music and lyrics , bar a couple of Nathan Page's tear inducing ballads.
He is currently married to Mistress Emar, and states they are very much in love, although he stated "The boobs play a very big part, if you get me." before saucily winking.
Trivia
- Wants to marry Claudio Sanchez and once blurted it out at an awards ceremony. This scrapped plans of a collaberation on a future album.
- Has 12 children.
- Has funded cyrogenic research into cloning Jeff Buckley, so he can have an elicit love affair with him. He claims "No one can top Jeff, the way he plays his guitar, his soul soothing voice, he is an angel".
