Too Sexy To Fly

From Pirate Bitch

This song by raunchy quartet The Count And His Men is a mostly instrumental piece on their EP Mole Mole Mole (How'd You Like It?). It consists of an illegally used piece of jazz-funk, which the band set to play when they need a break.

"We use it during live shows," admitted Leonardo Mace, "So we can get a drink or have a shag, and keep the crowd pleased."

On why it was included in the EP, band manager Garald S Kirk commented "No comment." Actor Ratt-tay later revealed it wasn't all jazz. "My oboe is on it!" he giggled.

Lyrics

We don't fear the jazz!

• Cue jazz musics*

At end

But get those bagpipes away from me!