Leonardo Mace

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Sir Leonardo Mace, commonly known as Lee Mace, is the owner of the corner shop chain Macey's. He is believed to be worth approximately £3.2bn, though as he only has two shops it is unclear quite how. The Metropolitan Police have been informed.

He attended the prestigious Garald S Kirk Film School in Tuffieland as a teenager together with screen legends Zebediah Zane and Mr McG, dreaming of stardom. However he truanted frequently and Garald himself expelled him after just two terms.

Leonardo was knighted in 1999 in the New Year's Honours List for Services to the Corner Shop industry. After receiving the honour from the monarach, he said "She exerts quite a pong I must say". It is believed the awarding of the knighthood was suggested to Her Majesty by Prime Minister Paterson, a close friend.

He has recently said that he plans to expand the Macey's empire, claiming his store in New York has "outgrown his needs".

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Leonardo Mace, in his prime

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