Leonardo Mace
From Pirate Bitch
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| CEO of Macey Corp | |
| Date of Birth: | October 13th 1988 |
| Place of Birth: | Stardust City |
| Side Projects | Lead Guitarist of The Count And His Men |
Sir Leonardo Mace, commonly known as Lee Mace, is the owner of the corner shop chain Macey's. He is believed to be worth approximately £3.2bn, though as he only has two shops it is unclear quite how. The Metropolitan Police have been informed.
He attended the prestigious Garald S Kirk Film School in Tuffieland as a teenager together with screen legends Zebediah Zane and Mr McG, dreaming of stardom. However he truanted frequently and Garald himself expelled him after just two terms.
Leonardo was knighted in 1999 in the New Year's Honours List for Services to the Corner Shop industry. After receiving the honour from the monarch, he said "She kept telling me to call her Queenieboo, it was rather strange". It is believed the awarding of the knighthood was suggested to Her Majesty by Prime Minister Paterson, a sexy close friend.
He has recently said that he plans to expand the Macey's empire, claiming his store in New York has "outgrown his needs".
Being a member of The Count And His Men he is one of the most respected and inventive guitarists in the business, pioneering the technique of playing using a spoon, which is his live piece. He has promised to delve into more types of cutlery to expand the sound of the band. He and close pal Rob Paterson also pen all the band's music, bar a couple of Nathan Page's tear inducing ballads.
He is currently married to Mistress Emar, and states they are very much in love, although he stated "The boobs play a very big part, if you get me." before saucily winking.
Trivia
- Wants to marry Claudio Sanchez and once blurted it out at an awards ceremony.
- Has 12 children.
