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Revision as of 03:13, 5 November 2007

Nathan Page, Sexy Beast
Image:nathan.jpg
My Hero
Desire(s): [Bertie the Bus]]
Date of Birth: December 13 1988
Alleged Children: Turner Page, Paige Page


Nathan Page is gorgeous. He was also renowned for his re-enactments involving a painful memory, and Bertie the Bus, a joke that never wore thin. He is also the bassist and backing vocalist of the sex kittens of rock that are The Count And His Men.

He starred in Warning: May Contain Nuts and You're Nicked!.


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Bertie the Bus


Quotes

"Hello, my name is... oops!"
- Nathan Page, Premature Ejaculator
"Listen, I was thinking of Ruth"
- Nathan Page, Mr. Tactful
"Slightly like a mole"
- Jamie Tuffield, TV presenter
"It was a joke that never wore thin, rather like himself!"
- Leonardo Mace, Tycoon
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