Laura Hebby Ditchy
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| - | Laura Hebby Ditchy is a very short but immensely cute girl who is named so for her tendancy to fall in ditches, although considering her size, a chip in the pavement could count as a ditch. She is the love of a certain Lee | + | Laura Hebby Ditchy is a very short but immensely cute girl who is named so for her tendancy to fall in ditches, although considering her size, a chip in the pavement could count as a ditch. She is the love of a certain Lee Brown-Blazerton, but has been lusted after by the likes of [[Nathan Page]] and [[Garald S Kirk]], with Nathan trying to abduct her by putting her in his school bag. Luckily her screams where heard and he was arrested, although mysteriously escaped charges. |
| - | Although she is of obvious high intellect, she has a tendancy to make some silly and utterly blonde comments. | + | Although she is of obvious high intellect, she has a tendancy to make some silly and utterly blonde comments. Her "'''Typing-with-your-feet'''" idea was unsuccessful but she uses it to this day. |
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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| + | <CENTER>"helko garyu, holw are< you//? lokl shjuty upo111!"</CENTER> | ||
| + | <CENTER><SMALL>- Ditchy at her Typing best</SMALL></CENTER> | ||
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| + | <CENTER>"wGHAT iS; A sTRING rAYU??/"</CENTER> | ||
| + | <CENTER><SMALL>- Upon learning of Aaron Wilkinson having sex with a squid and a sting ray</SMALL></CENTER> | ||
Current revision as of 19:20, 7 September 2006
Laura Hebby Ditchy is a very short but immensely cute girl who is named so for her tendancy to fall in ditches, although considering her size, a chip in the pavement could count as a ditch. She is the love of a certain Lee Brown-Blazerton, but has been lusted after by the likes of Nathan Page and Garald S Kirk, with Nathan trying to abduct her by putting her in his school bag. Luckily her screams where heard and he was arrested, although mysteriously escaped charges.
Although she is of obvious high intellect, she has a tendancy to make some silly and utterly blonde comments. Her "Typing-with-your-feet" idea was unsuccessful but she uses it to this day.
