Pay As You Go
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Revision as of 22:09, 31 August 2006
Pay As You Go is a smash hit single from The Count And His Men, the progressively fit band, topping Q Magazines Poll of Band I Most Want To Get Their Cocks Out.
The song was written about mutual band friend Ian Pay, although his current lover Roof Warner said "This is a fucking outrage, where's my sex on a train you scandalous dog!" storming away with a lingering aroma of tiles. Bandmember Leonardo Mace explained sadly "Ian later admitted, he can no longer get it up."
"We wrote this song for him," added Rob Paterson tearfully.
Lyrics
On A Train
A motherfuckin' train
I ain't having no sex on my motherfuckin' train
But Ian Pay will!
Yeah yeah he's got his cock out again
Yeah yeah can't keep it in
Yeah yeah got his eye on women
Yeah yeah he shall win
It's Paa-aay as you go
Give him a nickel
And he'll give you a show
It's Paa-aay as you go
Give him a shag
He's a tart whoa
He's got magic hands
Has he made you a swan yet
He's got magic hands
Has he made you a swan yet
The owl and the pussycat
Went to sea
In a Peagreen boat with a minty flag
But Ian just copied her five cds
And went for a hard earned shag
On A Train
A motherfuckin' train
I ain't having no sex on my motherfuckin' train
But Ian Pay will!
Alternate Ending
It won't get up
And its out too soon
As long as your on the tracks
He'll shag you in any room
