Mr. Wittiker
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- | One sketch had Mr. Wittiker fired from the school by the Headmaster after reducing a fat child to a quivering wreck. Mr. Wittiker was played by [[Jamie Tuffield]] and the fat child by [[Sam Weston]]. [[Zebediah Zane]] guested as the headmaster. The | + | One sketch had Mr. Wittiker fired from the school by the Headmaster after reducing a fat child to a quivering wreck. Mr. Wittiker was played by [[Jamie Tuffield]] and the fat child by [[Sam Weston]]. [[Zebediah Zane]] guested as the headmaster. |
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+ | ''The Full Casting and Script for Mr. Wittiker Sketch'' | ||
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+ | '''Casting''' | ||
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+ | [[Mr. Wittiker]] - [[Jamie Tuffield]] | ||
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+ | Gregory the Fat Blob - [[Sam Weston]] | ||
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+ | Mr. Headmaster - [[Zebediah Zane]] | ||
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+ | Boy hit by book - [[Christian "Melvyn" Hometree]] | ||
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+ | Boy hit by book in sexier location - [[Rob Paterson]] | ||
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+ | Boy reminiscent of a mole - [[Nathan Page]] | ||
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+ | Boy reminiscent of Andy Pipkin - [[Andy Forbes]] | ||
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+ | Clive - [[Ratt-tay]] | ||
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+ | Naked boy - [[Salestyn David]] | ||
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+ | Sexy Girl #1 - Sarah | ||
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+ | Other Girl - Danielle | ||
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+ | [[Category: Television, Film and the Media]] |
Current revision as of 19:10, 7 September 2006
Mr. Wittiker was a character made popular in the sketch show "Warning: May Contain Nuts". The Mr. Wittiker sketches involves a teachers who had many traits that were so similar to a real teacher that it was unrealistic. These traits included:
- Extreme laziness and a lack of effort put into making student's lives pleasant.
- An unpredictable temper, and outbursts of violence and abusive lanaguage against pupils and inanimate objects.
- A hatred of fat people, young people, and other teachers.
- A habit of walking into lessons wearing no clothes at all.
- A habit of throwing food at a fat student called Gregory.
One sketch had Mr. Wittiker fired from the school by the Headmaster after reducing a fat child to a quivering wreck. Mr. Wittiker was played by Jamie Tuffield and the fat child by Sam Weston. Zebediah Zane guested as the headmaster.
The Full Casting and Script for Mr. Wittiker Sketch
Casting
Mr. Wittiker - Jamie Tuffield
Gregory the Fat Blob - Sam Weston
Mr. Headmaster - Zebediah Zane
Boy hit by book - Christian "Melvyn" Hometree
Boy hit by book in sexier location - Rob Paterson
Boy reminiscent of a mole - Nathan Page
Boy reminiscent of Andy Pipkin - Andy Forbes
Clive - Ratt-tay
Naked boy - Salestyn David
Sexy Girl #1 - Sarah
Other Girl - Danielle