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Salestyn David is a young man aged somewhere between six and eighty-nine. He appeared one day and noone knows where he came from.

David has been compared to Hercules in terms of his manly nature and toned body. His handsome features are said to be "chiselled out of stone", a comment once used on handsome [[Count Nicholaus Watson]]. He is usually an extra on television and films. He has also starred in the pornographic films Hairy Potter and the Philosopher Gets Stoned, the sequel Hairy Potter and the Chamber of Spankings, and Captain Blackbeard Goes A-Sailing (xXx Uncut Version), which also starred [[Jamie Tuffield]] as the sexually arousing voice of the ocean.

He enjoys being called Sally, and sometimes George.

[[Category: Sexy Tarts]]