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Chapter 2

Team Stats
Members: Super paper luigi, Great Gonzo, Super Mario97, Plumber, 3D, Mario, and Luigi.
Mission: Get to Biosector
Once SPL got to Bulbapedia his team noticed a friend. "Aipom!" they exclaimed. He noticed them and told them it was dark times here. A shadowy figure stole Master Balls and has been catching rare Pokemon. They moved to the next room and saw many Pokemon, wondering why they weren't articles. "We think articles should be what they really are here. It's a thrill eing able to actually battle them." Aipom said "And we also invented this so we could still study them and edit them." He gave each of them what looked like a cross between a Pokedex and laptop.
"Can we catch some and battle them?" 3D asked. But something was different about him, his voice was twisted and he wore a purple shirt. "Uhm, sure?" Aipom said inquisitively. SPL caught an Empoleon, Golem, Dragonite, and a Regigigas. SM97 caught Manaphy, Pichu, and Stantler. 3D (who was back to normal) caught Haunter, Gallade, and Cresselia. And (bet ya weren't seeing this coming) Luigi just caught a Budew.
While of looking for Pokemon SM97 met the shadow who challenged him. 5 minutes later his friends where able to watch...LOSE. As he lost he fell and his article dissappeared (which, unfortunately, is the same thing as death). But before that, he quickly gave Plumber Manaphy and told him a plan. Then, the shadow challenged SPL. He couldn't refuse. The battle was a 4 on 4 double battle. SPL's Golem and Dragonite vs the shadow's Dialga and Palkia.
Dragonite used Draco Meteor and Palkia used Space Break. It resulted in a collision K.Oing them and halving Golem and Dialga's HP. Then Dialga was hit by an earthquake barely leaving any HP. After that, Golem fainted from a Metal Claw. SPL sen out Empoleon and Regigigas. Empoleon used Brine and knocked out Dialga. The shadow sent out Darkrai and a currently Fire-type Arceus. Darkrai used shadow punch, but it did nothing to Regigigas. Then Arceus used Judgement on Regigigas, nearly K.Oing it. Empoleon used Hydro Cannon, Knocking out Arceus. Then Darkrai Knocked out Regigigas and used Hypnosis (which made it fall asleep) on Empoleon. then, it used Nightmare (both attack and ability) to steal 3/8 of Empoleon's HP. Empoleon then woke up and used Hydro Cannon to knock out Darkrai.
The shadow just laughed "I will not be deleted. All that will happen is my disguise lifts." And so it did revealing him to be... The shadow was Toa Waluigi? "But that's impossible!" said SPL, "They're both orange and black, but he wears he twisted, pitted Hau and TW wears a regular one. Toa Waluigi is a Toa Mata while he's a Toa Metru."
"You don't believe me?" he said. He morphed into his true form, Toa Waluigi. "You still don't beliieve me?" He then disapeared and brought back a Bohrok, plus his servent, Smiddle. He was wearing a Krana, which meant he was unwillingly serving him. Then the Gahlok shot a blast of water at Mario. Then SPL jumped on the Gahlok and removed the Krana. Then he did the same to Smiddle releaving him of Toa Waluigi's control.
Then, Toa Waluigi teleported him and SPL into the main page of the Kirby Wiki (which was there next stop anyway).