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== History ==
== History ==
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[[Image:WARIOLOAF.JPG|thumb|left|WarioLoaf, a few years after his retirement from the Super Mario Wiki in 2010]]
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[[Image:WARIOLOAF.JPG|thumb|left|WarioLoaf, after Kingpin melted his body]]
After his parents died in an applesauce disaster of some kind, wario left home heartbroken and took the bus to a bar and got drunk.
After his parents died in an applesauce disaster of some kind, wario left home heartbroken and took the bus to a bar and got drunk.
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He then met [[Great Gonzo]] , [[Plumber]], and others when he returned, occasionally, to the wiki and chat room. He did a play called ''Little Shop of Horrors'', hurt his back, and showed the users how he got eaten with a youtube video he showed.
He then met [[Great Gonzo]] , [[Plumber]], and others when he returned, occasionally, to the wiki and chat room. He did a play called ''Little Shop of Horrors'', hurt his back, and showed the users how he got eaten with a youtube video he showed.
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[[Image:My training.jpg|thumb|300px|WarioLoaf in his training by Count Dooku II]]
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He then started a criminal empire, marring [[Loafette]] and doing his criminal business in his [[WarioLoaf's Crime Central Database Tower|'Crime Central"]]
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He continued to work on the wiki solemnly till he went to collage in 2010.
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He was soon overpowered by his lead Hitman, [[Wilson Fisk]] , or "the Kingpin". Fisk's laser cane melted his body int oa slug creature. WarioLoaf became the first Hutt jedi. Hutts were victims of laser attacks and whome been melted almost completely.  
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He returned to AIM quite often to chat with old friends.
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Sadly, [[Jabba the Hutt]], WarioLoaf's rival, found Wario training on his grounds with his master, Count Dooku. His guards beheaded the count and Jabba ordered Wario captured alive. Jabba saw his disfigure completion as a way of potentially impersonating him and framing him somehow. he threw him into his giant ape pit and WarioLoaf was eaten alive by the massive ape.
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he married and had no kids, cause he had genital problems.....
 
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[[Image:My training.jpg|thumb|300px|Wario in his training by Count Dooku II]]
 
===Video Game Star===
===Video Game Star===

Revision as of 04:47, 3 July 2007

WarioLoaf in his prime

From the Sewers of Mushroom City's elite uptown plazas lived a lonely, deformed soul named WARIOLOAF. He was half man, half monster, half Delicious Food product made of meat.


Contents

History

WarioLoaf, after Kingpin melted his body

After his parents died in an applesauce disaster of some kind, wario left home heartbroken and took the bus to a bar and got drunk.

He found his way , eventually, to the Super Mario Wiki were he met Knife, Wayoshi, and Paper Jorge (now Super Luigi 821). Tragically his computer broke down with a VIRUS and he was forced to quit his activities there momentarily. Allseemed lost, then he got back on after a week and the virus was history.

He then met Great Gonzo , Plumber, and others when he returned, occasionally, to the wiki and chat room. He did a play called Little Shop of Horrors, hurt his back, and showed the users how he got eaten with a youtube video he showed.

WarioLoaf in his training by Count Dooku II

He then started a criminal empire, marring Loafette and doing his criminal business in his 'Crime Central"

He was soon overpowered by his lead Hitman, Wilson Fisk , or "the Kingpin". Fisk's laser cane melted his body int oa slug creature. WarioLoaf became the first Hutt jedi. Hutts were victims of laser attacks and whome been melted almost completely.

Sadly, Jabba the Hutt, WarioLoaf's rival, found Wario training on his grounds with his master, Count Dooku. His guards beheaded the count and Jabba ordered Wario captured alive. Jabba saw his disfigure completion as a way of potentially impersonating him and framing him somehow. he threw him into his giant ape pit and WarioLoaf was eaten alive by the massive ape.


Video Game Star

WarioLoaf appeared in the following video games as a playable character:

He's strangely absent from Super MarioWiki the game because of expense purposes and that it was heavy on villains.

Death

He fell off a building thinking he was Humpty Dumpty

Sources

Official Website

Userpage

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